Guys with an eargasmic voice :”>

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guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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michaxl:

how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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obamadontcare:

obamadontcare:

i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it upimage

?? ????

"oh wow look at those majestic same"

so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just

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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

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wanksclub:

*falls purposely on the ground so hot people can help me to get back up*

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bombing:

zanabism:

bombing:

idea: a bunch of big rocks on a shelf above your bed and every time you hit your alarm clock the shelf would fall away and the rocks would come tumbling down  

wouldn’t that really hurt you? 

i never said it was a good idea

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reblog if you love money and want more of it

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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